The Dukes of Hazzard

Jay Chandrasekhar 2005

Cousins Luke and Bo Duke must rally together to save their town from the unscrupulous Boss Hogg and his redevelopment plans.

Very rarely words fail me, but this is one of those occasions. A lame plot coupled with poor acting served up with a script full of crude unfunny jokes.

The standard of this movie might have been raised slightly if more care was taken in choosing the lead actors. Both Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott seem to have had charm bypasses.

Willie Nelson looks like he has wandered onto the set from a pensioners day out and Jessica Simpson is reduced to wearing a bikini and flicking her hair.

An awful, unspeakable mess of a film.