9 Songs

Michael Winterbottom

Go to Brixton Academy watch dull bands, go home to have pointless conversations about nothing and then have sex: repeat ad nauseam and that’s “9 Songs”.

A paper thin film with no character development, no plot. Woeful, boring, self-indulgent rubbish masquerading under the pretence of art. It’s not big and it’s not clever. I bet their parents are really proud of them.